6/6/08: It's an illuuuuuusion!

Attention assholes, RED MEANS STOP!!! Even if you are in a hurry, you have to stop to let other people drive too. Today, Mr. White Explorer decided he was much more important than I was. I was patiently waiting to make my unprotected left, when the light finally turned yellow. As I am almost in the lane, my new friend decided he is tired of waiting at the red light and he is going to turn right into my lane. Thanks a million for that. So as I swerve around the jackass of the day I can only hope that the 10 seconds he just saved himself makes a huge difference in his day. As I watch him swerve in and out of stopped traffic I can only laugh, and feel sorry for whatever poor family has to put up with him. Every day I experience his kind, and I can only say that it is only a tad better in LA than in Philadelphia, where the drivers are enraged if you DON'T run the red light. I never thought I would be happy to be around LA drivers again, but alas, here I am.

6/5/2008: I just blue myself

So, this morning on my way to work I saw an amazing site. The guy in the black Corolla behind me was smokin-the-ganga during his commute to work. Now, I am not trying to be a prude, but seriously, do you really need to hit it at 8am while in bumper to bumper traffic? Not only was he smoking while driving, but he was using a pipe, instead of the much easier (and safer, I guess) joint. As I watch him attempt to spark his bowl while tailgate me I notice very clearly that he burns his finger...awesome! Now he is driving, smoking, shaking his injured hand, and of course looking for the lighter he dropped. Luckily, I was able to get away from this moron quickly, but as I drove away I could only think that one day I might get to read of his tragic demise in the Darwin Awards. Thanks for reading feel free to let me know of the insane drivers on your journey!

Welcome: You will get hop-ons

Welcome one and all to the first blog celebrating the worst drivers in the world. Coincidentally, they are all on my 1 hour commute to and from work. Please enjoy my regaling tales of douchebaggery, from the awful drivers I encounter everyday.

I invite you one and all to share your stories too, in hopes that one day we can all drive free hoping the many people driving with their heads up their asses end up riding the bus!!!