So, this morning on my way to work I saw an amazing site. The guy in the black Corolla behind me was smokin-the-ganga during his commute to work. Now, I am not trying to be a prude, but seriously, do you really need to hit it at 8am while in bumper to bumper traffic? Not only was he smoking while driving, but he was using a pipe, instead of the much easier (and safer, I guess) joint. As I watch him attempt to spark his bowl while tailgate me I notice very clearly that he burns his finger...awesome! Now he is driving, smoking, shaking his injured hand, and of course looking for the lighter he dropped. Luckily, I was able to get away from this moron quickly, but as I drove away I could only think that one day I might get to read of his tragic demise in the Darwin Awards. Thanks for reading feel free to let me know of the insane drivers on your journey!
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